Funny Love Quotes
People love coming on television, even if they have to show their miseries.Victoria Abril
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.Diane Ackerman
I'm from Texas, and I would love to do an old-fashioned gun-slinging Western.Jensen Ackles
Some photographers take reality... and impose the domination of their own thought and spirit. Others come before reality more tenderly and a photograph to them is an instrument of love and revelation.Ansel Adams
A desire to be observed, considered, esteemed, praised, beloved, and admired by his fellows is one of the earliest as well as the keenest dispositions discovered in the heart of man.John Adams
As much as I converse with sages and heroes, they have very little of my love and admiration. I long for rural and domestic scene, for the warbling of birds and the prattling of my children.John Adams
I wonder if most people ever ask themselves why love is connected with reproduction. And if they do ask themselves about this, I wonder what answer they give.Mortimer Adler
Love is a great beautifier.Louisa May Alcott
I've never done anything for money. My first love is things of limited commercial appeal. I could be happy doing Shakespeare for the rest of my life.Karen Allen
If the director says you can do better, particularly in a love scene, then it is rather embarrassing.Julie Andrews
I just want to get a Ph.D. in love.Barbara de Angelis
Love is simply the name for the desire and the pursuit of the whole.Aristophanes
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.Honore de Balzac
Love is a game in which one always cheats.Honore de Balzac
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.Amelia Barr
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.Lynda Barry
Love is the hardest habit to break, and the most difficult to satisfy.Drew Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.John Barrymore
To love someone is to isolate him from the world, wipe out every trace of him, dispossess him of his shadow, drag him into a murderous future. It is to circle around the other like a dead star and absorb him into a black light.Jean Baudrillard
It must kill George Bush that John McCain is the most popular and Beloved Republican in America.Paul Begala
We all need illusions. That's why we love movies.Monica Bellucci
When a relationship doesn't work anymore, it's terrible to stay with someone that you don't love.Monica Bellucci
You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.Pat Benatar
Sensuality without love is a sin; love without sensuality is worse than a sin.Jose Bergamin
Hell, madam, is to love no longer.Georges Bernanos
I do love cricket - it's so very English.Sarah Bernhardt
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.Jorge Luis Borges
For me the march was a labor - a labor of love - but I was busy handing out flyers for the National Association of Black Social Workers, so I really wasn't standing in the crowd listening and observing. I was busy.Andre Braugher
People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy.James Branch Cabell
Love is so much better when you're not married.Maria Callas
As to the deceit perpetrated upon women, let it pass, for, when love is in the way, men and women as a general rule dupe each other.Giacomo Casanova
Love is three quarters curiosity.Giacomo Casanova
Real love is the love that sometimes arises after sensual pleasure: if it does, it is immortal; the other kind inevitably goes stale, for it lies in mere fantasy.Giacomo Casanova
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.Nicolas Chamfort
Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.Paulo Coelho
Love is a tyrant sparing none.Pierre Corneille
I also wanted to do something that I hadn't really seen in almost any black novels, which was a complex love story in which both people were extremely intelligent and talented and understood a lot of things and were still at odds getting it together.Stanley Crouch
A lot of times black folks look for love in all the wrong places. You're always looking for somebody to love you, be accepted, and there's the insecurities that are even transmitted through rap. Everyone is trying to aim to please too much.Chuck D.
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.Jimmy Dean
To love is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.Emily Dickinson
Love is supreme and unconditional; like is nice but limited.Duke Ellington
Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the most of what they can expect, considering their value on the personality market.Erich Fromm
Free love? as if love is anything but free. Man has bought brains, but all the millions in the world have failed to buy love.Emma Goldman
Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.Al Goldstein
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.Julius Gordon
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.Cary Grant
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.Matt Groening
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.Matt Groening
Love is mutually feeding each other, not one living on another like a ghoul.Bessie Head
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.Robert A. Heinlein
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